I did it, I learned a new way to lose at Planetside 2. I don't believe it's "new," as in brand new, but I've never done it before. Take a look.

No. No, no, no. I am NOT getter better. I went on for an hour or so yesterday and it was a slaughter. Let me regale you in my tales of woe.

Last night I played for over an hour and did... actually not that bad. I again followed a large herd of Republicans across the map. Here's the breakdown of how I did.

I figured out how to live longer - avoid firefights. Really! It works wonders. Feel free to use that advice in your real life, too. I recently was playing for 40 minutes and died but once. I think I fired off a total 65 rounds the whole time because I managed to blend in with a huge TR movement from base to base. Until, that is, I didn't.

That wasn't fair. I killed him, but he didn't die. He killed me, and I died. In what world is this fair?

Screw you

If any of you answered Auraxis, congrats - you are absolutely right.

Damn it.

This has nothing to do with sucking at Planetside 2. Instead, it has everything to do with bad luck, or at least bad timing.

With the leader boards up again I have validation for this blog at last. Witness:

I suck.

Look at the players with scores near mine on my server's score board. Now, look at the kills to death ratio. 10.3, 28.5, 22.6, 21.0, 11.5, etc. Then look at mine. 0.4.

What the freaking HELL?! How am I so bad at this game? It just baffles the mind. In any event, I now have full validation to run this blog. I am, officially, a terrible Planetside 2 player.

Yay.